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bob-belcher:

I already have the third most followers behind Iggy Azalea and the Perth Zoo Wallaby cam.

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m–ood:

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

a fine vintage

Venom: EDDIE, I FEEL FANCY, EDDIE

That last comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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afriqboo:

I want this extraness

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

ardnale:

re-jet-irony:

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govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

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Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

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No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

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A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

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Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

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tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

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OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

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BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

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NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive

Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.

OHIO TO THE RESCUE

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happy krimis

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its chrisminth

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merry criesis

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happy chrysler 

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beesmygod:

this is the nicest way to call someone an asshole i think

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